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Britney Spears Isn\'t Completely Hideous - What?

Something\'s wrong. Why do I almost wanna have sex with Britney Spears? I still don\'t because herpes is herpes no matter how hot the girl is, but it\'s the best she has looked in at least 5 years. I would almost take her to a family Christmas dinner. Someone must\'ve taken these images with the first cell phone camera ever, but beggars can\'t be choosers. And I\'m a beggar. Please give me a ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Reveals How She\'s Not a Cow Anymore

Britney Spears tells OK! in a recent interview and photoshoot how she went from white trash fat ass to white trash normal ass. \"I\'m the healthiest I\'ve been all my life,\" Britney, 26, tells OK!. \"My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don\'t eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I\'ll have ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears\' Vagina Will Never Be Contained

There\'s something abnormal about Britney Spear\'s vagina. It\'s not so much the smell or the fact that you can drive a small pick-up truck inside of it. But rather, its insane necessity to breathe anytime there are paparazzi around. It\'s like a disgusting creature from the deep sea that comes out to feed on camera lenses. The last time Britney got out of a vehicle without her vagina knocking ... [Full Story]

Britney Wears Kids' Names on Her Necklace

Britney Spears misses her children so badly that she has been wearing a necklace made of block letters that spell out her two boys' names! The New York Daily News reports: Britney Spears is giving her sons a shout-out ... on a necklace. The mother of two stepped out in Los Angeles over the weekend wearing a homemade brooch necklace featuring the names of her little boys in black and white ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Returns to the VMAs!

Britney Spears’ appearance on the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards was a disaster of truly epic proportions. Brit-Brit showed up looking like an extra from “Showgirls 2: Straight To Video,” then proceeded to dance out of rhythm with glazed over eyes while occasionally singing along to her single “Gimme More,” which was playing in the background. The infamous appearance helped catapult “Gimme More” ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears to Play Stripper in Tarantino Movie!?

The UK Telegraph is reporting that Quentin Tarantino wants Britney Spears to play a “thrill-seeking stripper” in a remake of the 1965 film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath. A source said: ... [Full Story]

Britney's Dad Will Control Her Finances Through 2008

Britney Spears’ father, Jamie Spears, gained control of the singer’s finances earlier this year after courts deemed Britney was acting too erratically to make her own financial decisions. Yesterday an L.A. court ruled that Jamie Spears would remain in control of Britney’s finances until the end of the year. Britney agreed to the deal, but not happily. From the Associated Press: Los ... [Full Story]

A Calm Britney Spears Is Bad for Paparazzi Business

The Los Angeles Times has a very interesting new piece on how Britney Spears’ recent behavior is affecting the paparazzi. Since Britney toned down her antics and began behaving herself in recent months, paparazzi business has been way down. And you thought gas prices were a killer. Some prize excerpts from the article: She's boring. She doesn't even have a boyfriend," said Francois ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake to Do a Duet!

It hasn’t even been a year since the release of Britney’s “Blackout,” but she’s already back in the studio working on her next album. OK! Magazine reports that Britney Spears will reunite with Justin Timberlake for one of the tracks. Britney Spears is getting a helping hand from an ex-flame. Superstar Justin Timberlake will record a duet for her new album." I, for one, am looking forward ... [Full Story]

Britney Gets In Some Quality Mother-Son Time!

It’s unclear when these pictures were taken, but one thing is clear: Britney Spears is smoking in front of her son. You know, there was a time when Britney Spears could be in a bikini in a picture and no one would care what else was going on in the frame. 2001 Britney could have been in a bikini chasing a kid with a chainsaw and all people would’ve thought is, “wow that girl’s cute! Do you ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Attends Jenny McCarthy's Charity Event

Britney Spears showed up at Jenny McCarthy’s Generation Rescue Charity Event this past Saturday, and as you can tell from the picture above, Spears was looking good. Maybe not “2001 Britney” good, but hey, it’s 2008, we’ll take what we can get. At least this Britney Spears you could hook up with without having to visualize the “I’m a Slave 4 U” video for motivation. Generation Rescue is a ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Attends Jenny McCarthy's Charity Event

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