Denise Milani

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Denise Milani.

Climb Mount Milani For Two Bucks and a Tube Sock

Denise Milani and I have more in common than you might think. For example, if I keep eating these cupcakes for breakfast, we\'re going to have the same size boobs. We both have brown hair as well. I guess that\'s pretty much the extent of it. . With that interesting info being said, you have to check these latest images out. They truly are the best yet from Denise. That last one is completely ... [Full Story]

A Huge Rack Never Killed Anyone - Picture Proof

The pictures of Denise Milani and her massive breasts just never end. Every couple of days, she gets a new batch of photos looking hotter than the previous set. It\'s only a matter of time before people get tired of it and she sheds the top completely. Then her alien n1pples will be revealed and we\'ll all wish she never did it. That\'s the natural order of things. Til then, click the images ... [Full Story]

Denise Milani Wears Lingerie 3 Sizes Too Small

The funny thing about Denise Milani refusing to \"bare all\" is that she\'s basically admitting she has alien n1pples. Every time I see a photoshoot like the one below, I think about that, but then I quickly forget as I print them out and run upstairs under the covers in my hot step-sister\'s bed while she\'s out working or whatever people with jobs are doing. Weeee! By clicking the images ... [Full Story]

Denise Milani Squeezes Into a Tiny Dress - WOW

Denise Milani should be wearing a pillow case over each breast if she wants to actually cover them. Fortunately for all of us, Wal Mart sold out of pillow cases a long time ago, so she\'s trying to fit into her 11th grade homecoming dress. Apparently she didn\'t take into account her rack going from a 28 A to a 38 JJ or whatever they are. I never claimed to be a bra size expert. The high ... [Full Story]

Pictures of Denise Milani and her Massive Chest

When I said I wasn\'t going to stop posting pictures of Denise Milani anytime soon, I was serious. So here\'s another batch of the MILF with the biggest tits on the planet. Excluding those nasty old women who sag down to their kneecaps... like Denise in 10 years for example. Anyway, this is one healthy body, so click the thumbnails to see the high-res images and enjoy defacing your computer ... [Full Story]

Denise Milani Must Be Cold Without Pants

I finally figured out Denise Milani. She looks like a younger Famke Janssen with Scarlett Johansson\'s boobs on steroids. Something like that anyway. All I know is it\'s been like 4 days since I\'ve posted pictures of her, and that was 4 too many. These are probably the best photos yet. Click them for the super high resolution versions that you can print and then rub your peepee all over til you ... [Full Story]

You Won\'t Believe Denise Milani and her Body

No one has a rack and butt like Denise Milani except maybe Pamela Anderson, but I think she has AIDS. Your girlfriend definitely doesn\'t, so get out of denial. That second chin isn\'t cute and neither is her mustache. Fortunately for you, Denise Milani is here to look like what we all wish our girlfriends and wives looked like. I\'d still take nak3d Megan Fox for one night over Denise, but ... [Full Story]

Denise Milani and her Monsters are Back

The day I stop posting Denise Milani pictures is the day she dies or her tits sag down past her knees. Since neither of those things are happening for at least 3 or 4 years, you can expect a lot more in the future. So check out the pictures, admire them, make a mess of them, do whatever it is you do. Just don\'t photoshop your penis in them, like I did. It\'s embarrassing when your mom sees it ... [Full Story]

Denise Milani Pictures Continue to Blow My Pants Off

Just when I thought the world has exploited and got off to Denise Milani enough, these new pictures had to come along. Her boobs will never, ever be defeated by any other girl, ever. Not even Salma Hayek or Scarlett Johansson can out-tit these massive things. Some day she will show it all though, and that will be the day I\'ll officially die. Not because of the boobs, but I\'ll probably get hit ... [Full Story]

Denise Milani Could Suffocate You

There\'s a rule that says if a girl can put Salma Hayek and her huge boobs to shame, she\'s the girl for me. And that\'s exactly what Denise Milani does. Hopefully her pimp has a chiropractor on retainer because those things can\'t be good for the spine. She\'s the only ridiculously hot girl I\'d turn down for sex. Surviving those things in your face is unheard of, but it would be a happy death ... [Full Story]

Mere Shirts Cannot Contain Denise Milani

The only bad thing about Denise Milani is that she never takes her shirt off for photoshoots. That, and her tits are going to be wrapped around her ankles in 5 years, but we won\'t worry about that right now. There\'s no way Denise can buy a regular shirt with that shape. There must be one 10 year old kid in Malaysia fully dedicated just to sewing Denise\'s shirts. They did, however, promise ... [Full Story]