Kate Beckinsale

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kate Beckinsale.

Kate Beckinsale is Still Perfect

Seriously, Kate Beckinsale could go in public wearing a smurf costume and still be the hottest person in 300 miles. She sweats awesomeness and I would literally give my elbows to touch her shoulder. She could even be wearing shoulder pads when I do it, I don\'t care. That might sound pathetic, but when I\'m on disability for my elbow loss and I know I touched Kate Beckinsale, you\'ll be the one ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Because No Chick is Cooler

You could take all the cool people you know, tie them together and melt them down into one pile of fleshy coolness...and it still wouldn\'t be as cool as Kate Beckinsale. She could wear a Wal-Mart vest and still look better than most people. I\'m not sure who that guy is with her, but I assume it\'s her husband or bodyguard. And since bodyguards are usually 6\'8\" and black, it must be her ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale is Too Gorgeous Not to Post

In the past week, about 80% of everything posted here includes Kate Beckinsale or some reference to her. Well, there\'s a reason for that. She\'s really, really hot. I\'m talking \"imagine her head on your wife during sex\" hot. Or maybe that\'s just me, don\'t tell. Here\'s Kate at the screening of Nothing but the Truth. If I could just bump into her arm at a busy airport one time, I could ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Goes for a Brisk Walk

Kate Beckinsale decided going for a walk alone was an OK idea despite the chance for rape being well over 50%. Granted, it\'s probably a nice neighborhood with plenty of other people around, but those rapists are clever. They hide in sewers and sometimes disguise themselves as yard ornaments just before making their move. Fortunately for Kate, like every female celebrity, she had her cell phone ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale\'s Got Back (Baby)

These pictures of Kate Beckinsale are obviously a few months old because I\'m pretty sure Die Hard 4 came out a long time ago and I think Bruce Willis died from some kind of jungle disease too. But when Kate Beckinsale wears a white dress this tight, there is no such thing as time. Look at that a-hole grabbing her ass. Someone kick his ass, husband or not. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Makes Halloween Awesome

I\'m not a big fan of Halloween, so I sat in the house that night. Ironically (or not so much), I also sat in the house the night after and the night after that. You can guess where I\'ll be tonight. But anyway, if I did like Halloween, and I don\'t, Kate Beckinsale would win best Halloween costume ever as Red Riding Hood. It\'s not just because she made my crotchal region shuffle around ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Likes to Shop

When you\'re Kate Beckinsale and you have millions of dollars, what else is there to do besides shop? Maybe make a movie here and there, but really unless you\'re Samuel Jackson or Christopher Walken, it doesn\'t take up that much of your time. Ah, the life of a rich Hollywood star. Something we all envy, minus their shitty relationships. And being constantly hounded by the press. And their ... [Full Story]

Stalk Kate Beckinsale on her Vacation in Cabo

If you\'ve ever wanted to vacation with Kate Beckinsale but weren\'t willing to face the prison time for abduction, this is your lucky day. Since Kate is a lot more normal than most celebrities, there isn\'t really any dirt on her. Although in some of the images below, her bikini tag is sticking out of her ass. I think it says Made in Malaysia. Kate Beckinsale hates the United States ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Thinks Her Butt Is Fat!

Gorgeous British actress Kate Beckinsale refused to show her naked bottom in her new movie because she thinks it's too big and she "loathes" her bottom! The UK's Daily Mail reports: She has a slim, toned figure that most women would die for. But Kate Beckinsale has demanded a body double for her latest film – because she "loathes" her bottom. Producers have had to hire a £1,000-a-day nude ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Looks Amazing in Mean Magazine!

Kate Beckinsale is not only fantastic in bed, but she recently did a retro photoshoot for Mean Magazine and boy did she look hot in it! Now, many outtake pictures of Kate leaked from that photoshoot and she looks amazing. She's going for something like looks like a 1960s theme or something of that nature, but Kate looks absolutely gorgeous! Go ahead, take a moment and enjoy the Kate! ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Is Bad in the Kitchen, Great in the Sack!

Kate Beckinsale admits that although she's no good in the kitchen, she's great in the sack! She told Glamour Magazine the following: I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.” Now that's looking out for your husband! See, girls, not only is Kate Beckinsale ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Gets Rubbed Down

Kate Beckinsale is absolutely gorgeous. I love English women to begin with, so she definitely had a bit of a head-start... but regardless, she's beautiful. So, of course, she didn't need a head-start... the whole being English thing can probably be more accurately described as some kind of bonus. Kind of like that one time I saw these pictures of Petra Nemcova and her beautiful cleavage ... [Full Story]