Kim Kardashian

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kim Kardashian.

Kim K is Bringing Sexy Back

Kim Kardashian is like a bird. Pretty to look at, but completely useless. And probably has fleas. I\'m not even sure if she has her own television show anymore. The fact is that the only time I appreciate Kim is when she is wearing a tight dress with holes in it. Like how she is here. Living the life of a sex object must be pretty easy. All she has to do is to feed her butt and make sure she ... [Full Story]

Fashion Sense That Confuses and Frightens Me

Although I usually love Kim Kardashian and her tight fitting outfits... this sequenced number with the shoulder pads has got me thinking 80s-themed escort. And I can\'t be the only one. Celebrities get to dress however they want and they still seem cool. If I wore thick glasses and a sweater and generally just looked like a nerd, I\'d get beat up and shoved into a bin. If an NBA star does ... [Full Story]

Reggie Bush is Guna Be So Mad

Kim Kardashian is a brotha-magnet because of the magnitude of her derriere, but she better be careful or else she is going to make her ex all mad \'n stuff. He will, like, totally see her with another man and get all jealous, girrrrrrrl! All joking aside, men can be possessive. Even of the girls they leave high and dry. ... ... I just thought a little more about that idiom and it seems kind ... [Full Story]

Kim is Interested in Tennis... or Something

I\'m not sure if there will ever be a day when I figure out why Kim Kardashian is still famous. Sure, that sex tape was crazy and she is hot... but how anyone remains interested in her is a mystery to me. Even Reggie Bush split, and he was her long-time boyfriend. Kim Kardashian completed her duties as a fake celebrity in Miami recently, where she tossed the coin for world champion Roger ... [Full Story]

Kim Got Cheated on by the Bush

Shame and heartache, Kim Kardashian got cheated on be Reggie Bush before they split. It sucks that Kim K must be so sad, but she\'ll get cheered up after I molester her with my pee pee. Reggie was running around on Kim with a blonde waitress named January Gessert. According to RadarOnline, Gessert was reportedly seen spending the the night with Reggie at his house on March 16th. She was ... [Full Story]

Kim K Gives an Open Invitation

My father always told me... if a girl is on her back with her mouth wide open, fornication is definitely in the cards. Kim Kardashian and her epic booty were doing just that on some fancy yacht, so now I\'m totally within my rights to go track her down and force sweet, sweet love upon her. Now, there is no better result of warmer months than all of the famous chicks wearing teeny tiny ... [Full Story]

FHM Tries to Make Me Miserable

FHM, in an honest effort to make me suicidal, included a gallery of amazing TV hotties in their April issue. As much as I like photos of hot, famous, half-naked chicks... I hate the reminder that I\'d never be able to get a girlfriend let alone whores like that. The girls that FHM featured included the sexy Kim Kardashian, Eva Amurri, Summer Glau, Olivia Munn, Perfect Girl Minka Kelly ... [Full Story]

Kim Does Nothing, But Still Looks Hot

Even though Kim Kardashian has not once accomplished anything productive, she at least squanders her time and money looking incredibly hot. That\'s much better than what my girlfriend does. She spends all of my money on donuts and purses and she bears a striking resemblance to Jabba the Hut. Here she is _____ and _____ at _____. It doesn\'t matter. She looks mighty tasty and she is showing ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian\'s Sweet Cuppin Cakes

Kim Kardashian has some great cupcakes. And oh, how I wish I was referring to some clever metaphor for her tight body. But no, I\'m talking about literal cupcakes. Kim decided to dip her toe into the lucrative(?) cupcake business. Girls, if you want to have the rotund behind of Kim Kardashian, all you need to do is eat 18 of her Va Va Vanilla cupcakes! Thankfully she showed off those famous ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashan Really Likes Black

Believe it or not, I wrote the headline above without even thinking about her sex tape with Ray J. Turned out I\'m clever even when I don\'t mean to be. I was referring to her insane amount of eye makeup and whatever exotic animal she\'s wearing as a coat. Crazy girl. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian on the New Orleans Saints

Kim Kardashian, who is dating Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, felt the need to comment on the win as if she even knew what football was before dating him. People reports: \"I am so proud of Reggie and the New Orleans Saints!\" Kardashian, 29, tells PEOPLE. And what does she think of the Saints\' Feb. 7 date with the Indiana Colts in Miami Gardens\' Sun Life Stadium? \"They deserve ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is a Zebra

Halloween may be over, but that didn\'t stop Kim Kardashian from going to some restaurant dressed as a zebra yesterday. She better hope there isn\'t a lion or hungry fat woman around because that ass could feed a family of 47 for 3 months. If it really was zebra meat or she really was dressed as a zebra. You can pretty much ignore everything you just read. ... [Full Story]