Lindsay Lohan

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay is Good at This Crime Thing

It looks like Lindsay Lohan has adapted to her life outside of jail/rehab... she has successfully stalked her lesbian ex-girlfriend, she got into a fight with a Betty Ford Clinic and then bribed her, and she stole a $2500 necklace. She wasn\'t even that busy before all of the DUI nonsense! Lindsay Lohan will be charged with felony grand theft. Sources connected with the case tell TMZ the L.A ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan - Also Horrible At Stealing

The only hole in Lindsay\'s \"I didn\'t steal it I just borrowed it\" story is that the person who called the cops, i.e., THE JEWELER, didn\'t know she borrowed it. Borrowing a necklace indefinitely, without the owner\'s consent, is not legal. Little does Lindsay know, it\'s stealing. Lindsay Lohan claims she did not steal the necklace ... rather, she claims it was loaned to her and a stylist ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Is Into All Kinds of Illegal Happeningz

If you don\'t recognize Dawn Holland\'s name, it\'s because she is a nobody - a nobody that had a thrown down with Lindsay Lohan. She is worked at Betty Ford and accused Lindsay Lohan of assaulting her. However, a few days later, she told the press that Lindsay and she should be left alone. ... I\'m thinking of a word, and it starts with B and rhymes with \"scribe.\" According to the ... [Full Story]

No One Wants Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan, unfortunately, was not high enough caliber to be featured on the newest \"Celebrity Apprentice.\" These people, however, were: La Toya Jackson, Gary Busey, David Cassidy, Meatloaf, Lisa Rinna, Dionne Warwick, Richard Hatch, Marlee Matlin, Nikki Taylor, Jose Canseco, Hope Dworaczk, Mark McGrath, Lil Jon, John Rich, Star Jones, NeNe Leakes. In case you haven\'t noticed: there ... [Full Story]

Look at Dem Sober Lips

You can tell that Lindsay Lohan is sober just by looking at her: her lips are artificially pumped up and she looks bored/disappointed with the state of things in her sober life. While drunk and/or high, she didn\'t realize that life was so boring and that she didn\'t have a job. She is going to have to do something about being bored (or sober) here soon. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Gets a Roomie!

Just because Lindsay Lohan is a \"formerly\" coked out celebuslut doesn\'t mean that no one likes her. Apparently, she won\'t be living alone in her expensive, new Venice Beach apartment. A girl who met her at the Betty Ford clinic (and who I assume helped her play out a real-life version of \"Girl, Interrupted\") is going to be living with her. Her new roommate has been sober longer than ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Still Has it Good

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is finally done with her stint at the Betty Ford Clinic. Although it was rumored that she was staying for more sobriety classes, she has decided to return to the Los Angeles area. Lindsay\'s now renting a 3,100 square foot apartment in Venice, CA for just under $7,100 a month. It has 4 bedrooms, 4 toilets and even this \"small\" place will make you die of jealousy ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan & Criminal Battery?

Lindsay Lohan is now a suspect in a criminal battery investigation. The battery involved a staff member at the Betty Ford Clinic who was attempting to lecture Lindsay (after she came in after her curfew). The Palm Desert Police Department is investigating the altercation that occurred after Lindsay and her roommates reportedly went to a bar and came back home. When they arrived at the ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan is in Twouble!

Betty Ford isn\'t too happy with Lindsay - because Lindsay has been partying again. Lindsay Lohan\'s roommates had a party last week... a party complete with trouble, booze, and probably drugs. Man, I missed drunk Lindsay! Lindsay and her roomies were staying at a satellite house at the Betty Ford Clinic. They were drinking heavily and Betty Ford caught them. I\'m not sure how they did it ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan is Afraid of Something?

For being a celebu-ho for most of her life... Lindsay Lohan sure is skiddish around a certain paparazzo. Apparently, there is a photographer who follows Lindsay wherever she goes. He drives a Prius with tinted windows - and whenever Lindsay\'s car comes to a stop, he runs up to her yelling. Lindsay is convinced the paparazzo is \"psychotic.\" Especially since he apparently LIVES ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan is a Suck Up

Lindsay Lohan is such a brown noser! She has already won over the locals during her stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. The mayor of Rancho Mirage, CA even said that he was \"very pleased\" that Lindsay was in his town for rehab. Mayor Richard Kite says that he is impressed with Lindsay\'s progress and is happy to have her as long as she is at Betty Ford. Lohan is expected to stay in rehab ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Gets a Restraining Order Against Everybody

Now that Lindsay Lohan is sober (says the Sober Shine Award), she wants to make sure she stays that way... but taking out a restraining order against everyone. And I\'m almost being completely serious here. The L.A. County Probation Department and the local DMV gave Lindsay her license back. However, Betty Ford had one stipulation. They decided it was too much of a safety risk to put ... [Full Story]