Megan Fox

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Megan Fox.

Okay, Enough With That Hat

Megan Fox is extremely rich, she must be worth at least several hundred dollars, so why she keeps wearing the same hat is beyond me. If I was rich, I\'d wear a new hat every day. Sometimes a trucker hat, sometimes the skin of a dead skunk and other times a long blonde wig with female pattern baldness just for fun. So it\'s time for Megan to hang that hat up. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Out with a Deer in the Headlights

This is just what I like to see. Megan Fox fighting with her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green. The more they fight, the closer I am to dating her. Ok, that\'s just retarded. The only way she\'d even pay attention to me is if I chopped my ear off and sent it to her in a box. Hmmm, that gives me an idea. ... [Full Story]

Megan When She Was Just a Little Fox

Pretty much anything I write about these will make me sound like a pedo since Megan Fox was only like 15 years old when they were taken, so I\'ll just post the pictures and shut up. But damn, she was always hot. Ah crap. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox on the Set of Transformers 2

I\'m pretty sure if any other girl in the universe wore that hat and let her pink undies stick out above her jeans, she\'d be pointed and laughed at for a while. But when it\'s Megan Fox, it looks ridiculously good. She could wear a trash bag with balloons taped to it and still look better than your girlfriend. Just kidding, your girlfriend\'s cute. ... [Full Story]

Transformers 2 Trailer Weeee

Someone told me this is a new trailer. If it\'s not, contact me and I\'ll give you his address so you can do whatever kind of psychotic torture you want to him. He\'s not even that close of a friend anyway. So let me get this straight. Shia\'s character is purposely leaving Megan Fox\'s character to go away to school. Studying and debt. Megan Fox\'s breasts. Hmmm. Did they make his ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Shops at Whole Foods

I usually wait til Christmas to get free food from rich families who feel better about themselves by giving canned corn and beans to those in need, but if that wasn\'t the case, I would also shop at Whole Foods in order to possibly see Megan Fox. Who\'s that guy in the background and why isn\'t he following her closely? Clearly not a fan. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Can Dress Up

Usually Megan Fox is just wearing a tight white shirt and jeans when the paparazzi relentlessly snap the hell out of her, but this time she looked like she was going to an 11th grade homecoming. That isn\'t a jab though; my 11th grade homecoming date was 350 pounds. Just kidding, I\'m only in 7th grade now. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox on the Set of Jonah Hex

Here\'s Megan Fox on the set of \"Jonah Hex\" where she apparently plays a down syndrome girl who gets coffee and donuts for people. I\'m just judging by the pictures here, but as dumb as that seems, it\'s not that much worse than the real plot: \"In the Wild West, a scarred bounty hunter tracks a voodoo practitioner bent on liberating the South by raising an army of the undead.\" I hope ... [Full Story]

One Crappy Scan from Megan Fox\'s New Maxim Shoot

I\'m sure the high resolution, full versions will show up soon, but one photo scanned on a scanner from 1997 of Megan Fox is still better than any picture of anyone else. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Leaves a Surf Shop

I never really pegged Megan Fox as much of a surfer, but here she is leaving Val\'s Surf Shop. Maybe she\'s buying something for that loser boyfriend or maybe she discovered a tsunami is on its way to California and is preparing. That seems logical. I\'m scared. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Leaves Toast Cafe

Here\'s Megan Fox leaving Toast Cafe, wearing a ring she apparently got out of a vending machine. Also, why is she alone for 6 of these images? Good thing she\'s not here in the Midwest walking around alone. She would\'ve been bagged and thrown in the back of a van by the 3rd picture. ... [Full Story]

One Magical Photo for Transformers 2

A promotion shot for Transformers 2 has been released, and the promotion people were smart enough to put Megan Fox in it instead of Shia Labeouf or an actual transformer. Judging from the picture, I can only assume she\'s on vacation in Iraq when she\'s violently shoved to the ground by an Afghan terrorist only to be rescued by a Pepsi machine that\'s also a transformer (hence the looking up ... [Full Story]