Scarlett Johansson

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Scarlett Johansson.

How\'s Your Knowledge of Celebrity Racks?

In case you missed the Celebrity A$$ post featuring the rumps of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and others, check that out first. Now that you\'ve done that, let\'s move on to the front of celebrity chicks. See if you can guess whose b00bies all of these are, then click the thumbnail to see the high resolution version. Some of these are pretty tough to guess, but all are f\'n HOT. Enjoy, I ... [Full Story]

A Compilation of the Hottest Celebrity Butts

If you can guess more than half of these before viewing the full sized image, you can consider yourself an Asspert. Yep, I definitely just made that word up so when you see it everywhere in 4-6 weeks, you\'ll know where it came from. Some of these are tough to guess, so I\'ll give you a hint - they\'re all extremely famous and won\'t let you near them. But anyway, check these pictures out. I ... [Full Story]

Ryan Reynolds has Really Gone Downhill

This is Scarlett Johansson at the Extreme Beauty in Vogue Exhibition in Milan yesterday. As exciting as that event sounds, it probably wasn\'t. Not sure who this guy is with Scarlett, but I can only assume it\'s Ryan Reynolds having a bad day. Poor guy. ... [Full Story]

I\'m Buying Whatever Scarlett Johansson is Selling

I don\'t even care if these ads are for mailbombs addressed to nurseries, I\'m buying them all. If Scarlett Johansson is willing to please men everywhere by posing in this Marilyn Monroe-esque way, then I\'m willing to stop contributing to my 401k, which is currently worth $1.62, to buy whatever this product is. In all seriousness, these are for Dolce and Gabbana which is make-up or ... [Full Story]

He\'s Just Not That Into You... But We\'re Into Them

If you\'re a guy, you\'re probably avoiding He\'s Just Not That Into You like a bad case of herpes because you know your girlfriend wants to see it. Fortunately, if you\'re forced into shelling out $15 on tickets and $48 on popcorn, you can secretly enjoy the movie because Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johannson, Ginnifer Goodwin, and Drew Barrymore are all in it. To celebrate ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson Does a Premiere

Like Jennifer Connelly below, Scarlett Johansson was also at the premiere of He\'s Just Not That Into You because she\'s in it, too. It seems everyone\'s in that movie. But anyway, Scarlett got back to looking incredible again after a string of events where she was dressed like my grandma on her way to church. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson has an Absolutely Insane Rack

Very few, if any, celebrities have c1eavage like Scarlett Johansson. It probably has something to do with her massive breasts, but that\'s just an educated guess. Actually, it\'s not even educated since I quit school after 8th grade. But anyway, check out the hottest images ever in high resolution below. I spent over an hour of time I could\'ve spent watching cartoons to put this gallery ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson is Marilyn Monroe, Only Not Dead

Scarlett Johansson is the new face of Dolce & Gabanna, and it seems they went with the Marilyn Monroe angle - pasty white skin and clown makeup. I have no idea what or who Dolce & Gabanna are, but I\'m going to assume some kind of modern day Barnum and Baily Brothers. ... [Full Story]

Bazaar Magazine is a Lucky Magazine

Harpers Bazaar magazine, whatever that is, landed Scarlett Johansson for its January issue and Jennifer Connelly for its February issue. If I had to decide between which one of these two I\'d bang for the rest of my life on a deserted island, I\'d just kill myself and hope for the 7 virgins thing because making the decision would be impossible. Fortunately, I don\'t have to. See mom, being a ... [Full Story]

That Woman Should Be Beaten Mercilessly

Do I even have to explain the title? Blocking Scarlett Johansson\'s cleavage like you\'re some kind of boob-saving god is grounds for a lynching. That\'s just my opinion and probably the reason people don\'t typically ask me for input. Fortunately, the wicked witch of cleavage got the hell out of the way for a few other shots, which you can view below. ... [Full Story]

Scarlett Johansson at the Premiere of The Spirit

I want to know what Scarlett Johansson\' secret is. How do you walk around looking like her and not get physically molested every hour? It\'s a good thing they keep people like me out of show business or there would be a lot more problems. Anyway, The Spirit premieres in theaters on Christmas Day. Scarlett\'s in it, Eva\'s in it, everyone\'s in it. Go see it. Oh, by the way, Scarlett blew her ... [Full Story]

Scarlett, Eva, and Sam Promote The Spirit

Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes, and Samuel Jackson all were out promoting The Spirit because, well, they\'re in it. They probably wouldn\'t promote it otherwise. I think this is outside of the Today Show, but then again, I don\'t see Matt Lauer anywhere. ... [Full Story]