Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend, Riley Giles, may not be such a great guy after all. And to think, he looked like so mature and responsible with that oversized Wu-Tang shirt, baggy jeans, and skateboarding sneakers. Turns out though, looks can be deceiving, because this kid left his fianceé for Lindsay. Us Weekly reports:
What a scumbag. He leaves his future wife for a recovering coke-addict skank and he doesn't even have the decency to tell her... she had to find out by seeing photos all on her own! Well, at least Lindsay, in her fragile state, is determined to surround herself with good people...
So let me get this straight... if you want to get with Lindsay Lohan's big fake breasts... eh, hem... I mean, with Lindsay Lohan... you shouldn't buy her a puppy. Rather, you should find a homeless puppy on the street, bring it before her, and kick that thing in the face as hard as you can. Then, maybe, just maybe, she'll start warming up to you. I knew Lindsay was a "bad girl" and they usually like "bad guys," that's fine... but there's a fine line between being a "bad guy" and a worthless loser, and it seems that this kid is leaning more toward the latter.
Us Weekly further reports:
Hmm, so it seems that it might really be true that Lindsay Lohan was drunk when she was spotted at a club in Utah looking "less than refreshed." Don't worry though, Us Weekly further reports that they specifically kept the booze away from Lindsay. They say:
Are you serious? That's like putting my 4th grade teacher and pastor, Father Bob, in a room with a bunch of young, adolescent boys. Sure, he's a great guy and he means well, but that's just too easy! Like Kanye says: "How you goin' stay faithful in a room full of hoes?" It's just a universal fact of human nature, if a guilty pleasure's right in front of you, you're bound to give in.
Lose the idiot Lindsay, he's no good for you. Send him back to his fianceé and I'll set you back up with Wilmer Valderrama... I've already placed a call to Bogota and he's on his way to save you from this kid and fulfill all of your romantic fantasies. Aww, and who said I didn't care about celebrities?
