I'm not sure if, in the picture above, Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to do that thing hillbillies do where they spit a nasty hocker on their hand and then shake on a bet or what, but either way, she's a changed woman. Now instead of being an orange freckly mess, she's an orange freckly mess with blond on top. So what does this mean? Nothing, nothing at all. It's like putting a red hat on a turd.
