Breaking News: Tony Romo is a Guy

So when I read the headline over at People saying that Tony Romo was checking out other girls at the end of his relationship with Jessica Simpson, I couldn't help but read it because that can't possibly be newsworthy. And it's not, but there's nothing else to write about:

"[Tony] wanted her to be a house mom and be in Dallas, and he wants to go out and play – and not just football," says the source.

Additionally, the source says Simpson and Romo's relationship started to deteriorate toward the end of their time together. "It's been tough for her. Tony had his eyes on everyone but her towards the end," the source tells PEOPLE. "But let's not forget they lasted for a long time and he stuck with her even though the fans didn't like her."

Let's be realists here and pretend what it's like to date Jessica Simpson. At first, it's great because you're dating a hot blond with large breasts. Once that gets old and you realize your conversations are limited to food and the next episode of Blue's Clues, you're going to start looking around at other people, particularly girls. Tony should be given an award for staying with her as long as he did. Seriously, someone get this guy a trophy or at least a slice of pizza.

7.31.09 at 01:17:00 PM