Not sure why this is called a Honeymoon photo shoot unless it's just to remind all of us that we'll never marry someone who looks like Denise Milani. I've already threatened suicide over that fact, so now she just has to go and rub it in. Oh well, I forgive her. I even included her in my note. Just kidding, I'm not suicidal, put the phone down.
But check out these RIDICULOUSLY hot pictures of the lovely Denise. Yum.
