Shouldn't This Guy Just Be Happy?

Of all the people to be in a meaningless quarrel on the very mature Twitter, it's Travis Barker, the drummer who miraculously survived a plane crash last year. According to TMZ, the story goes like this:

Shanna Moakler is throwing down the gauntlet over allegations made by her ex-husband, Travis Barker, scoffing at his claim that she has an uncle who's a sex offender.

Long story short -- Travis accused Shanna of endangering the lives of their kids by letting them hang around her sex offender uncle. One problem -- Shanna doesn't have an uncle ... so she says today.

She tells us, "I don't have a uncle, second, I would NEVER endanger the lives of my children, I find making public spectacles humiliating not just for our children but for our entire families."

Interesting, because yesterday Shanna said on her Twitter she and her uncle were planning on suing.

It sounds like Travis is relatively innocent here and his ex-wife is the equivalent of a 3 dollar hooker with AIDS, but Travis should be thanking all the deities in the world every day, all day, not telling people his ex has a perverted Uncle. Oh well, moving on.

8.04.09 at 01:44:06 PM