Us Magazine reports that Britney Spears was heard making ridiculous demands to her assistant and then trashed the judge that presided over her custody battle case with K-Fed at a Beverly Hills Neiman Marcus. Us reports:
'Messengered over!? What a spoiled little Brit-ch! See what I did there, I took her name and another word and combined them. I know, I'm very clever. Anyway, Britney then started to trash her judge. Us further reports:
Yea, that's right Britney, the judge is a jerk. How could he not respect a class act like you!? I mean, only the most respectful people in the world wear jackets that say "F*ck Off Lover Boy" like you're wearing down below.
Really, that kind of respectful poise and elegance can't be taught, you're either born with it or not. And considering where you're from, you were bound to have that much class... you know, when your mom forces you out of her womb on a patch of grass out by a pile of hubcaps and rusty nails in a trailor park in Mississippi, there's only one thing you're destined to be... and that's classy! Here's Britney wearing that aforementioned classy jacket in her car yesterday.
