Chris Brown will finally be sentenced today after punching and biting and all around putting the hurt on ex-girlfriend Rihanna several months ago. The Associated Press reports:
If I had known beating up a woman would only result in probation and cleaning up the road, I would've beat up my mom ages ago. That B never brings me my cereal and toast on time and always blames it on her bad knees making it hard to walk down into the basement. I'm sick of the excuses, so if I can do some environmental work AND teach her a lesson, everybody wins.