Chris Brown Sentenced Today

Chris Brown will finally be sentenced today after punching and biting and all around putting the hurt on ex-girlfriend Rihanna several months ago. The Associated Press reports:

The 20-year-old R&B singer is scheduled to be sentenced to five years of probation and six months of community labor. A judge has said she wants Brown, who will likely be allowed to serve his probation in his home state of Virginia, to do work that is comparable to graffiti removal or roadside cleanup.

If I had known beating up a woman would only result in probation and cleaning up the road, I would've beat up my mom ages ago. That B never brings me my cereal and toast on time and always blames it on her bad knees making it hard to walk down into the basement. I'm sick of the excuses, so if I can do some environmental work AND teach her a lesson, everybody wins.

8.05.09 at 12:03:31 PM