Why Is This Woman in Demand?

My theory that Paula Abdul would be giving people their ice cream on roller skates soon just isn't panning out at all. She's already close to getting a new deal according to TMZ:

Paula Abdul isn't missing a beat. Our spies say she spent part of the afternoon yesterday with ABC entertainment honcho Steve McPherson.

We're told Stevie M. wants Paula to be a contestant on "Dancing With the Stars" in the worst way. We're told there was talk of making her a guest judge but that's not gonna happen, and we know why. Paula and Carrie Ann Inaba don't get along.

It really makes no sense to me, but I guess this is why I'm writing for a Web site that gets 12 visitors a year if you don't count my family, 6 if you don't count Nigerian spammers. The good news is, I never ever watch Dancing with the Stars, so at least Paula will be gone from my life, and that's really all that matters.

8.12.09 at 08:11:42 AM