In the most ridiculous story I've ever read in my life, it turns out the upcoming Playboy cover girl and all around box of crazy, Heidi Montag, isn't even naked in the magazine according to TMZ:
The only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag's upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you're going to scream when you realize she's not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos.
Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag -- "No nipples, no vagina, no ass."
Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag -- "No nipples, no vagina, no ass."
Seriously? This is like going to a baseball game only to find out they're having sack races on the field instead. Or going to Olive Garden and getting a pack of Big Red. This is unforgivable, so they can fully expect me to cancel my subscription...if I had a subscription anyway.
