Lindsay Lohan on the Set of Machete

Despite the title above, I don't give a crap about freckles prancing around in a bikini top. The real story here is the movie "Machete" being filmed. This movie has probably the best cast ever with Robert Dinero, Steven Seagal, Jessica Alba, Don Johnson, and of course Lindsay Lohan in all of her orange fleshy goodness. I'm excited, and I never get excited because it re-aggravates my hernia.