Getting Closer

As you know, I've been closely monitoring the attractiveness of Britney Spears and whether she has any chance of being as hot as she was 10 years ago. The answer is obviously no, but I give her credit for making a real effort. She still looks like a trashy ho, but she's in shape and not too bad at all. If she'd get rid of the fake blond hair and have those tattoos scraped off and then discover a time machine, she might have a real shot.