If any of you were thinking about going to Michael Jackson's grave to cry or possibly pee all over it depending on what you think happened between him and those little kids, you're out of luck. According to TMZ, the place at Forest Lawn Memorial Park where MJ's plastic body will lie is not open to the public:
The Great Mausoleum -- where stars like Clark Gable, Jean Harlow and Nat King Cole were laid to rest -- is considered a private area, where only property owners and family members are allowed to go. It's monitored by security cameras to catch any trespassers who snoop around.
This is probably a good thing. I really haven't figured out why yet, but the reason is probably both clever and insightful. You can come up with it yourself.
