Macaulay Culkin is a Steady Rock. What?

I know it may come as a shock to you considering my stellar success as a celebrity blog writer, but I really know nothing about celebrities. So when I read that Mila Kunis has been dating Macaulay Culkin for 7 years, I nearly soiled my new X-men boxers, and believe me, that would've made my mother irate. Anyway, People has the ridiculous story:

Mila Kunis has acted opposite some of Hollywood's hunkiest stars. But she only has eyes for her boyfriend of seven years, Macaulay Culkin.

"I don't know if I met him at 27 if it would have been a different relationship," Kunis, 26 – who went from awkward teenager to young woman on That 70s Show – says in the September issue of Women's Health.

The actress says she was still a teenager when she met Culkin, now 28. "We grew up together. You find a steady rock in your life and that’s all you need. We have our ups and downs, but work through them."

I can't really fathom this couple. Surely he is putting drugs in her chocolate milk every morning or something. This dude hasn't been famous since he put his hands on his cheeks and screamed like a little retard. I'm just confused.

8.18.09 at 12:25:26 PM