All Jennifer Aniston ever seems to do is whine about being dumped. First by Brad Pitt, then by John Mayer, and now apparently by Bradley Cooper. Maybe she should STFU and be happy she was with these guys who I'd consider going gay for at all. Anyway, US Magazine, who can be trusted about as much as a cow can trust a farmer in a slaughterhouse, has the story:
"She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something...she honestly feels screwed over," a pal tells Us of Aniston, who dined at NYC eatery Il Cantinori on June 18 with her He's Just Not That Into You costar -- a few weeks before he began dating Zellweger.
Aniston "doesn't see what Renee has that she doesn't," continues the pal.
But friends of Zellweger, currently starring in My One and Only, detail why Cooper fell for the "no drama" actress.
"She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She's really happy and doesn't need anyone to feel complete," says one.
Here's the thought process of Jennifer Aniston: "I like this guy. Oh, he doesn't like me? Ah, screwed over yet again!" Maybe she should just cut her losses and get with Ross from Friends. It seemed to work out on the show, maybe it will in real life too.