Jennifer Aniston for Elle Magazine

I was all prepared to start making fun of Jennifer Aniston for not only needing to be airbrushed, but also black and white. I had a series of hilarious jokes all lined up ready to make you laugh for hours, but then I realized it very well might've been the loser who scanned these that chose to save 2 1/2 minutes of his ridiculous life by choosing black and white instead of color. Not a fan of that guy at all, but I'll take what I can get.