Jessica Biel is the Most Dangerous Celebrity

It turns out that searching for "Jessica Biel" on the Web is most likely to turn your PC into a giant paperweight courtesy of some crater-faced kid and his virus. According to AP:

Security technology company McAfee Inc. on Tuesday reported that searches for the 27-year-old actress are more likely to lead to online threats such as spyware and viruses than searches for any other celebrity.

McAfee said fans searching for the actress have a one-in-five chance of ending up at a Web site designed to damage one's computer. Its the third annual report on the subject from McAfee, which last year found that Brad Pitt was the "most dangerous" celeb online.

I'm happy to report that I never search for Jessica Biel. Her movies are terrible and she still hasn't replied to my 43rd letter. I did get something in the mail on her behalf, I didn't really read it all, but it said something about coming within 100 feet of the client. I don't know, it was boring.

8.25.09 at 09:54:29 AM