Britney Spears is losing any following she had left, and advanced record sales prove it, according to Fox News. Fox reports:
You know, maybe that might be true now, but what's insane about all of this is that for a while you couldn't put your car radio on to go buy some cigs and Funyuns at the local 7 Eleven without hearing her screechy little voice forcefully demanding everyone to "give her more." Now, nothing I guess... apparently it's dead and gone forever like... like... well, Britney Spears' dignity! Eh, hem... sorry, Britney... truth hurts, I guess.
Oh, but it gets worse. What worse, you ask? Fox says:
You know, I don't really buy that... maybe everyone's sick of Britney's repeated displays of nonsense and insanity that they don't want to insult their intelligence by paying money to listen to the sounds of a glorified hog with sporadic bouts of mental retardation. Yea, so there's always that.
But, I guess the whole "I don't listen to people with bad parenting skills because I don't like to promote a lack of family values" is possible... but I'm still leaning towards the fact that people don't like to hear pig noises. Think about it, if people wanted to pay money to listen to digitally recorded hog squeals, farmers would have been rich a long time ago, way before Britney, but they're still going around selling lettuce for under a dollar a head. Simple economics, people... simple economics.
Here's some pictures of Britney out yesterday enjoying some hog treats, among other various things. Enjoy, kids.
