Fall Out Boy Singer Goes to Jail

Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy went to jail last night for a few hours before being released on $15,000 bail. Unfortunately he didn't do anything interesting like punch his black girlfriend in the eye, but TMZ has the story anyway:

The lead singer of the group Fall Out Boy was arrested last night in Hollywood.

TMZ has confirmed cops busted Patrick Stump around midnight on a traffic warrant for driving without a license out of Beverly Hills court.

I often wondered why Pete Wentz, the bass player, was the only member of the band known by the average retard like myself. Now I see that it's because this guy's name is Patrick Stump and he looks like he should be a truck driver. But like my grandpa always told me, never put your face near crocodiles. Not sure what that has to do with this, but it might tie in somehow.

8.26.09 at 12:19:18 PM