Every news source on the planet has already covered this, but being last isn't always bad. Maybe I'll be the last person in the world to die or the last person to get AIDS. Who knows? But anyway, Chris Brown finally received his punishment for punching and biting ex-girlfriend, Rihanna. AP says:
A judge on Tuesday sentenced Chris Brown to five years' probation and six months' community labor for the beating of Rihanna and ordered the R&B singer to stay away from his former girlfriend for the next five years.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg told Brown that he could be sent to state prison if he violated any terms of his sentence, including an order to stay 100 yards away from Rihanna unless they're attending music industry events.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg told Brown that he could be sent to state prison if he violated any terms of his sentence, including an order to stay 100 yards away from Rihanna unless they're attending music industry events.
At first, I was thinking he got off easy. But we're talking about a 20 year old dude whose hardest work he's ever done is managing to get out of a Lamborghini. I hear that's pretty hard, but nonetheless, these 6 months of hard labor are most likely going to kill him or at least give him a hernia. It'll be hilarious.
