Apparently Megan Fox had to make out with a bunch of people in her latest film, Jennifer's Body, and that's something I'm never going to complain about. Especially since at least one of them was a girl according to MTV News:
"I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss," she told MTV News. "I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don't think that — I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing — like, giggling fits that happened in between takes."
As if being ugly, poor, and 2500 miles away weren't enough barriers to me ever getting a chance to kiss Megan Fox, now I have the whole gender thing wrong too. I think it might be time to give up and move onto someone more realistic like Scarlett Johansson or that fat kid in Old School. I'll think about it. Have a good weekend.
