We all already know that Eva Longoria is absolutely delicious, and these new photos of her confirm what we've already known... she's ungodly hot. I really just love everything about Eva... except for the fact that NBA superstar Tony Parker gets to see her naked and I don't. What's that guy got that I don't got... what's a few championship rings and a French accent? Does that funny little voice of his really get him the ladies? Honestly? Dammit!
I guess in my case, being devilishly handsome isn't enough for Eva... that's it... I'm determined now... next time I see her, I'm giving her my best Pepe Le Pew impression! Her heart will melt for me right there, and then I'll take her to a nice restaurant and have a deep conversation about our love for each other. I can picture it now... she and I together, chatting about life as we share an order of Nachos Bell Grande... but that's not all, I'm getting chili on it too! I know, it's a bold move... but I'm a bold man... and that's what bold men do!
