Olivia Wilde Does Escada Fragrance

I have no idea what Escada fragrance is, but if it makes girls look like Olivia Wilde, I'm going to buy a whole case of it and spray it all over the fat rednecks living in my town with one of those mosquito sprayers that those big trucks have. I'm guessing it won't do much and will probably be seen as a bioweapon, earning me a nice trip to prison. FML.