These Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures are unexplainably hot. But, being the loquacious fellow that I often tend to be, I'll give it a shot.
You see, every once in a while, when God's up there playing with his balls of clay, molding this fine earth that we trek upon as honest, humble, and extremely good-looking (in my case, anyway), featherless bi-peds... something special occurs. There is a calming, yet somewhat eerie stillness in the land in which the endless cycle of being stops, and it is as though all souls upon this earth can no longer continue their own bustling progress as they are struck by such perfect beauty that they can only gaze and accept all that has been given to them.
Such was the moment when the stars were aligned years ago and Gisele Bundchen came out of the womb and began a life of hotness that only few have ever prior approached. And now, we too, have come to a time in our lives when we can no longer move along about our day without acknowledging the perfection that is Gisele Bundchen in a bikini... she is one HOT baby carrot (which is what I like to call all the hot babes these days).
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy Gisele frolicking in a bikini on Miami beach. Wow, she's good at being hot, isn't she? Enjoy, kids.
