Just when you thought Kid Rock couldn't be a bigger piece of white trash, he goes and gets in a fight at a waffle house over the weekend. Fox Atlanta reports:
But how does something like that actually go down? Fox says:
Police then tracked down Kid Rock's tour bus, pulled it over, and arrested Mr. Rock and 5 other members of his entourage under misdemeanor charges of simple battery. As for the customer that was involved in the conflict, his name is Harlen Akins and he has been charged with one felony count of second degree criminal damage to property because he allegedly smashed a window worth over 500 dollars outside of the waffle house.
So, once again, Kid Rock has demonstrated to the public that he is the personification of class and elegance. I mean, how many people can say that they have ever been arrested at a waffle house!? Well, now that I think of it, my uncle Bobby from Arkansas was arrested at a local place down there called Buck's Chicken and Waffle House, but Bobby wasn't fighting over a girl... nope, it was far more profound.
You see, earlier that summer he worked part-time at a farm and he became attached to some of the chickens over at the ranch and for a short period in his life vowed to become a vegetarian... so it really came to me as no surprise when I found out he was arrested because he ran into that fine chicken and waffle establishment in the nude and ran out of there with their whole supply of eggs flapping his arms and screaming "I have to save the chickens! I have to save the Chickens!!!" Oh, Bobby, what a good-hearted soul he was...
