A senior official for John McCain informed Fox News this morning that Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin, will be his running mate for President. She was the runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska competition. So the image above clearly says one thing: "I want to be the VP of your pants."
This isn't a political blog, so I don't care who you vote for. But when Fox produces a show about topless vice presidential candidates, please vote for Sarah Balin. I'm sure Joe Biden has great tits, but he's a little old.
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On her way to The Late Show with David Letterman, the star of Gossip Girl, Blake Lively, was molested by a tribe of photographers and reporters.
These high resolution images do prove two things about Blake - she looks great and she has longer legs than Shaq. With a tan, you probably couldn't tell them apart.
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Lindsay Lohan's paternal grandfather died yesterday in the arms of her psychotic father, Michael Lohan,
OK! has learned:
Michael tells OK!, "My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina's attorney. Let's see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral."
He continues, "THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that's par for the course with Dina! She didn't even send a card or visit when he was sick."
Yeah, when my dad dies, the first thing I'm going to do is talk about why my ex-wife's a bitch. Makes sense.
I'm not sure why Lindsay's grandpa died in the arms of her dad, but I do wonder if it had anything to do with a knife being inserted in his gut. I'm not saying, implying, or alluding that Michael Lohan killed his own father, but I'm just saying he probably did.
I stand by my previous stance. There's a bridge near my house. The Lohans are welcome to jump, separately or as a group holding hands. RELATED STORIES
Pop legend and the whitest black man you know, Michael Jackson, turned 50 today. An
USMagazine article says he's feeling "very young" too:
Michael Jackson says he's "having a wonderful time, just relaxing" as he celebrates his 50th birthday Friday.
"I feel very wise and sage, but at the same time very young," he said in a phone interview with ABC's Good Morning America Friday.
How will the King of Pop spend his birthday?
"Just have a little cake with my children and we'll probably watch some cartoons," he revealed.
That last quote isn't all that creepy until I look at Michael Jackson's picture and imagine him saying it. Then I just wanna call the police immediately and save the children.
In fairness, he does look really sexy for 50 years old. But I've been blind since 1973. He's still black, right? RELATED STORIES
David Duchovny has apparently entered rehab for an addiction to sex.
People states:
"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.
Treatment of a sex addiction? I think that's called masturbation. I'm not sure if Tea Leoni is feeding David a line of bull because she hates his penis or what, but a sex rehab facility doesn't seem natural. It's like a plant going to rehab for photosynthesis.
I don't know the details of his addiction, but for it to come to this, I hope it's serious enough that he can't even watch Hell's Kitchen without getting an erection. He better not even be able to make a frozen pizza without fucking the microwave. Otherwise, this should be considered a crime and he should be jailed. RELATED STORIES
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According to
People, Kim Kardashian hopes to get her all-encompassing ass into better shape via Dancing with the Stars:
“I’m hoping that it’ll firm it up and shape it up,” she said during a launch party for the Pink Blackberry Curve at L.A. boutique Intermix. “Everyone is asking if I’m worried it’s going to go away. No, it’s going to tone it up. I can use that.”
So, will she flaunt what she’s got in sexy and slinky ballroom costumes? Kardashian said she expects to show off more than a little skin as the competition moves forward.
“Today the costume that I tried on wasn’t as crazy, [but] the better shape that I get into they will be a little more sexy and risqué,” she said. “I’m starting off with maybe a ball gown, something a little bit more elegant and a little bit more covered up.”
If it was up to me, she would leave it as it is. There's something sexy about 108 pounds of a 125 pound girl being stuffed in her pants. Granted, she has to hire her own team of Vietnamese children just to sew her a pair of pants that'll fit around that ass. But that's cool because she feeds them twinkies and crack.
If Kim is going to be dressing slutty on DWTS, I might watch just watch it this year. Or I'll just look at these pictures and pretend my apartment is up that skirt. RELATED STORIES
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