Jessica Simpson is Awkward in Brazil

Because here in the United States, she's either getting dumped or called fat, Jessica Simpson headed to the beaches of Brazil recently. These pictures were taken yesterday, and I really want to know how the hell the paparazzi manages to be everywhere. I'm convinced if Salma Hayek took a trip to Antarctica, we'd have pictures of her and her THO the next day courtesy of some photog disguised as a giant icicle.