Katy Perry Arriving at the Bryant Park Hotel

Everyone's favorite female singer with dark hair that sings about kissing girls was in New York City yesterday, arriving at the Bryant Park Hotel, which I can only assume is a hotel that wouldn't let people like me within 500 yards. But that's okay, who will get the last laugh when I become the first person ever to eat 3 boxes of Froot Loops in a single sitting like I'm in the process of doing right now? There's just something about that bird that makes me wanna eat.