Contrary to the usual, Kim Kardashian is not bending over with her mouth wide open for another sex tape. Nope, she's just blowing out candles on her birthday cake. That's right, big Kim is officially 27-years-old. That's a lot of years for a farm animal, so she's getting up there. Okay, okay, she's not really a farm animal, her face just kind of resembles one a little bit. Like some sort of sheep or goat... I'm not quite sure, but it's something.
Nevertheless, I wouldn't have minded being over there celebrating her birthday with her, because that means that I would have had opportunity to possibly grind up on her. Say what you want about her face and her personality, but you can't deny that that body of hers was made to be grinded up on. There's just so much to work with there... so much jiggle... the good kind too.
And there's nothing like a good jiggle when you're up in the club. Because when I'm up in the club with Kim Kardashian, I be hollerin' A BAY BAY! That's right. Then I start screaming in a really high pitched voice: "Everyone! Come see how gangster I am!" and I start a spastic fit of grinding up on Kim's ass while repeatedly saying "A BAY BAY," "A BAY BAY." Because I'm that cool.
Enough of me. Here's Kim bending over and being voluptuous at Les Deux for her birthday celebration. Always a good combination.
