...Joe Francis. The Girls Gone Wild guy. I guess if you're going to marry Monster Kardashian, you need to do it right and have a bachelor party consisting of naked girls and law suits. TMZ reports:
TMZ has learned Joe Francis is hosting Lamar's swan song to bachelorhood tomorrow at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood. It will be a formal affair ... with stripper poles and "midgets."
Here's the good news -- Khloe's brother Rob will be there to keep an eye on Lamar ... unless he's distracted by the midgets and stripper poles.
Here's the good news -- Khloe's brother Rob will be there to keep an eye on Lamar ... unless he's distracted by the midgets and stripper poles.
I hope by midgets, he means Hayden Panettiere because real midgets just aren't hot at all. I don't mean to be insensitive, but they're really ugly. If you're a midget and peeking up over your keyboard to read this right now, I apologize. If it makes you feel any better, you can assume I'm 435 pounds of mostly chocolate cake.
