...And They're Married

We learned a week or two ago that Lamar Odom of the L.A. Lakers and Khloe Kardashian of the monster branch of the Kardashian family decided to tie the knot after dating for a whole month. That's like 6 years in normal people years. So anyway, the picture above pretty much indicates that they're married now. Now let's play a game and guess which one will happen first: their inevitable divorce or the Lakers first tip-off in November. Or maybe Shrek storming their home and demanding Lamar give him his wife back.