The couple that everyone knows and hates, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, just gave us a glimmer of hope. So put down the revolver and read this Q&A excerpt from the NY Post:
PW: So it sounds like we shouldn't expect Speidi babies any time soon.
Spencer: I'm not even kidding, my wife -- OK, I'm gonna get crass here -- but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby. That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding -- my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts.
Spencer: I'm not even kidding, my wife -- OK, I'm gonna get crass here -- but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby. That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding -- my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts.
Today is turning out to be a great day. My mom gave me my monthly allowance early, and Speidi may not be having kids...ever. Now if only TNT would run a Full House marathon, this would be better than Christmas. I actually say a special prayer every day for God to kill any and all of Spencer's sperm. It seems to be working.
