Britney Spears is Trashy

If they ever remake The Dukes of Hazzard, and Daisy is a fat mother of 2 who sleeps with her Uncle Jesse and possibly even Boss Hog, then Britney Spears is the obvious candidate for that role. Judging from these pictures of her, she was made to play that part, so if someone in Hollywood is reading, which I know you are, let's get this done.