As you know if you're an avid reader of Celeb Parasite, which you probably aren't, I'm often making fun of female celebrities for walking around while carrying a Blackberry, keys, a rape whistle, and sometimes a small animal all in their hands at the same time. Well, Rachel Bilson has brought this ridiculous act to all new levels by carrying what appears to be a bottle of hot sauce, a gigantic red purse, some green tea, and a receipt. Oh, and the obligatory Blackberry. This has to be some kind of running joke among celebrities to see how much crap they can get photographed carrying. You win, Rachel, you friggin' win.