This Woman is Ridiculous

That's it, it's official. There is not a better looking woman on the planet than Kate Beckinsale. Yes, that includes Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson and Salma Hayek and that girl I've been spying on through her bedroom window for the last 3 months. She's just naturally beautiful, and I don't care how corny that makes me sound. I just wanna skip and sing songs about her beauty, and I think I will right now. Brb.