Please Tell Me This is a Joke

Do you remember that idiot who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol and then followed the family around for part of the campaign? Well, it turns out he has no soul. He's apparently milking his lack of fame by posting for Playgirl. The Associated Press says:

Levi Johnston is going for the ultimate exposure — the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin's grandchild will pose nude for Playgirl, his attorney said Wednesday.

To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder.

A formal agreement hasn't been reached with the online magazine, but the photo shoot is a "foregone conclusion," said Johnston's attorney, Rex Butler.

If there is a god, he will strike Levi dead or at least bury him in the Alaskan snow for a few weeks before this can actually happen. Since I'm pretty sure Playgirl has absolutely no female subscribers, do gay dudes really want to see this loser naked? I'll ask my hairdresser on Monday.

10.08.09 at 10:21:51 AM