Rumors are circulating in the world of people with no lives, like myself, that Russell Brand and Katy Perry are dating. If they are, this is HUGE news. And by huge, I mean it doesn't matter at all. People went through the trouble of digging a little bit:
Brand, 34, has joined Perry, 25, at fashion shows and parties for Paris' fashion week, taken eerie strolls at dusk around a famous cemetery and been spotted partaking in demure hand-holding.
"They arrived at John Galliano hand-in-hand," one attendee tells PEOPLE. "They seem very much like the real thing."
Contacted by PEOPLE Thursday about the burgeoning relationship, Brand's rep had no comment. But British newspaper Web sites, like The Sun and Daily Mail, express no doubt that the couple are loved-up in the French capital.
"They arrived at John Galliano hand-in-hand," one attendee tells PEOPLE. "They seem very much like the real thing."
Contacted by PEOPLE Thursday about the burgeoning relationship, Brand's rep had no comment. But British newspaper Web sites, like The Sun and Daily Mail, express no doubt that the couple are loved-up in the French capital.
Well, now that that's settled, what am I going to eat for breakfast? I'm thinking eggs but cereal sure is quick. Let me yell for my mom, there are no bowls here in the basement.
