Great Fathers Unite

Jon Gosselin, father of those 8 little kids that won't go away, and Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, decided to meet up this past weekend. I can't really figure out why, but my guess is simply to discuss successful parents and how to get other parents to be more like them. Alternatively, it could've been to plot a plan to eliminate their wives and flee to Kenya. I hear it's nice there once you get past the starvation and murdering.