Sophie Monk Roller Skates By the Beach

Sophie Monk, who is famous for doing a bunch of small things, none of which I can recall right now, decided to roller skate by the beach in California yesterday to rub it in the rest of our faces that Winter is fast approaching everywhere else. California is such a freak show with their celebrities and their perfect weather and their Mexican population and their terminator governor. If it wasn't for the high taxes and the fact that my parents don't charge me rent for this basement, I'd definitely move there.