Okay, he didn't really say that, but the judge involved in the Jon and Kate Gosselin divorce did tell them to figure things the hell out. TMZ reports:
He didn't rule on any of the epic conflicts but ordered Jon and Kate to settle up and work it out with the arbitrator. The judge said he'll be down with anything the arbitrator decides ... with one provision -- it has to be in the best interests of the children.
The judge said any monies taken improperly from the joint account should be returned, but he didn't get specific. He also admonished Jon and Kate to keep things "private" and "amicable."
The judge said any monies taken improperly from the joint account should be returned, but he didn't get specific. He also admonished Jon and Kate to keep things "private" and "amicable."
Telling Jon and Kate to keep things private is like telling Nicolas Cage to stop making movies where he partakes in an adventure wearing a plain gray shirt or telling Jay Leno not to have a big chin. Every night when I'm trying to sleep, some horrible show comes on E! where they talk about celebrities, and these two are always the most talked about. I feel like I know them so well that I could pass as one of their 30 kids. Maybe I'll try that for some sympathy.
