There's a chance you will be browsing Match.com or Yahoo Personals and stumble upon Jessica Simpson. Then you'll contact her and she'll agree to meet you for a date and you'll get married. Except the part where there's no possible way that's going to happen. However, she told People that it's at least a possibility she would use the 'Net to find a guy:
Whether it's building a relationship by emailing, chatting online or utilizing dating networks, the singer, 29, says she has no problems with finding romance and long-term friendships with the click of a computer mouse.
"I mean, anybody who can find love online, so be it," says Simpson. As for getting her own feet wet in the online dating pool, she says, "Maybe. Who knows?"
Let me translate what she's really saying - "There's no way I would ever stoop that low because I'm hot and rich, but I have a lot of fans out there who are losers and pretty much only like me because I'm hot and rich, so I don't want to kill their dreams of finding someone like me on the Web, so I'll just go ahead and throw out a vague comment that doesn't accurately explain how creepy it really is and how getting murdered by Barry41 from Austin, Texas is not in my career plans." Except it's Jessica Simpson saying it, so add an "um" after every couple of words and maybe fall down a little bit.
