Scarlett Johansson Continues to Step it Up

Well it's pretty obvious at this point that Scarlett Johansson not only reads this blog but probably wants to leave Ryan Reynolds for a life of bliss with me in my parents' basement. A few days ago, I mentioned that she looked like a hoodlum and, since then, she has gotten progressively hotter in new photo shoots every day. Nevermind that these were probably taken way weeks ago, just a small inconsistency that's easily ignored. She obviously wants me, but unfortunately for her, I'm far too busy wasting away doing nothing at all.