Lamar and Khloe Finally Agree to a Prenup

In the most idiotic marriage in at least 3 months, Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian decided to get married in September after dating for a whole month. But they didn't want to legalize it until they struck a prenuptial agreement since even they know this isn't going to work. According to TMZ:

We know Lamar and Khloe have orally agreed, but the deal is not yet inked. It's basically the same structure as we first reported when they began negotiating. Lamar's $33 million -- which he stands to make during his 4-year contract with the Lakers -- is out of bounds for Khloe. But Lamar will fund the joint account, and Khloe can do considerable damage with that.

Again, as we reported, Khloe will get an annual lump sum, which will not go up or down throughout the marriage.

We also know during the negotiations Khloe (with the help of her mom, Kris) got Lamar to agree to buy a nice, expensive house for both of them that will probably cost $5 million minimum.

Sources say the deal should be signed this week.

So, in short, Lamar has agreed to just hand a bunch of money to Khloe regularly and buy her an f'n awesome house. I can't help but think if the Kardashian family wasn't famous, Khloe would just be another monster lurking the streets of LA at night for food scraps and dead rats. But alas, she's filthy rich now without a single talent. Just like me minus the rich part.

10.19.09 at 01:09:21 PM