It turns out you don't want Madonna as a neighbor. Not because of all the colorful children she has or the demons she brings, but because she's apparently loud as F. AP reports:
Karen George, of Manhattan, lives above Madonna in a building on Central Park.
She said in a lawsuit filed Friday against the building's co-op board that the Material Girl is using her apartment as a rehearsal studio, forcing neighbors to endure "blaring music, stomping and shaking walls," for up to three hours each day.
I get annoyed when the stupid slutty girl next door to me puts Katy Perry's Hot N Cold on repeat for 2 hours while she walks on the treadmill or whatever she's doing over there, so I can only imagine how annoying this would be. I hope this Karen woman wins and Madonna gets evicted because then I'll have something else to write about. Maybe Gerard Butler will get hit by a train too! I need material.






