Madonna is Being Sued

It turns out you don't want Madonna as a neighbor. Not because of all the colorful children she has or the demons she brings, but because she's apparently loud as F. AP reports:

One of Madonna's New York neighbors says the superstar's loud music and frequent dance sessions are causing a commotion.

Karen George, of Manhattan, lives above Madonna in a building on Central Park.

She said in a lawsuit filed Friday against the building's co-op board that the Material Girl is using her apartment as a rehearsal studio, forcing neighbors to endure "blaring music, stomping and shaking walls," for up to three hours each day.

I get annoyed when the stupid slutty girl next door to me puts Katy Perry's Hot N Cold on repeat for 2 hours while she walks on the treadmill or whatever she's doing over there, so I can only imagine how annoying this would be. I hope this Karen woman wins and Madonna gets evicted because then I'll have something else to write about. Maybe Gerard Butler will get hit by a train too! I need material.

10.19.09 at 01:29:03 PM
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